i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
There are two types of people
Remember when Nickelodeon had a song about sexual harassment
do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands
no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS
Sometimes how little you care about how things you do upset me really make this relationship hard. You should care that you hurt my feelings, I’m not over exaggerating , I’m not being sensitive. Figure your shit out.
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"
ok but consider this
- i fucking love eyeliner
Why do they always break rule 1?
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G
jesus wants in on a threesome
jesus is refusing a three some because he’s already down with the father and the holy ghost and damn i am a terrible person