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So tonight at work my cook’s boyfriend came in and he had his friend Travis with him and they were sitting at a table and every time I looked up he was looking at me and my cook went over to talk to him and came back and was like “his friend thinks you’re cute” I was like “I figured, he keeps staring.” she was like yea he likes your butt and so later this Marine guy left and me and the catering manager were talking about how he was cute and I was like “tattoos and muscles, sold!” jokingly and later my cook was giving me a ride home and she was like Travis just texted me and said he doesn’t have tattoos but he’ll flex for ya.

I laughed so hard 

littlestbug:

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

i’m imagining him alone in his room with all the lights off, eyes wide open, rocking back and forth on his bed muttering this to himself

(Source: littleprincessvegan)

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